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MG ZR ZS ZT Technical - I wonder what car Santa would drive?
| Any Suggestions? Merry Christmas everybody | 
| Neil | 
| Thrust SST? Merry Christmas all :o) | 
| Rob Bell | 
| Be sensible, Rob, there's no toy carrying capacity in that!  It would have to be the So-Cal/Roush ZT-T! Merry Christmas! | 
| Martin ZT | 
| not a cheap car, but perhaps something very deer! | 
| Kelvin | 
| A reliable one. Rules out MG's. | 
| BMW driver | 
| judging by the speed he'd have to go a total disregard for all other road users would be useful so a BMW is a distinct possiblity | 
| mgman | 
| BMW is unlikely, Santa only comes once a year so he can't be a tosser! | 
| Martin ZT | 
| if santa had driven a post 2001 MG we'd now have several  other christmas's each year ( www.brit-santa-sleigh.co.uk    , www.savesantassleigh.com , www.santa-fatherchristmas.org , www.santaownersclub.biz , www.santaisrteallyjerryflint.com / co.uk /.net /.org /.dotdot ). bah, humbug to the old pre x-power sleigh , with an asthmatic 4 brake-reindeer-powered engine it was long since fit for scrap else it would remain the vehicle of choice for a white haired , bearded , pipe-smoking old-fart who will spend hours telling you how a real reindeer-driven sleigh can be kept going with just a glass of 98 octane sherry , a 9/16" mince pie and an organic carrot . modern day santa now breaks-down in a sleigh fitted with a plastic spoiler , pulled by half-a-dozen donkeys cleverly disguised with authentic-looking antlers . sadly for the four heroic reindeer who sought to pull the old sleigh from the toymaker - the santa-sleigh sv never took off from the north pole , and the citysleigh crash-landed . next year or maybe the year after that , we are promised the new , but similar , christmas singsong sleigh . But kids , please promise you wont stay up all night looking , else santa just wont come . night , night children - remember when we all believed in santa at some time in our lives ? if only we could together relive that magic . hugs , sensual santa ( please turn you computer screen over to see the funny jokes and stuff ) | 
| North East Ward | 
| That's not funny! hugs xx | 
| Sensual Emma | 
| Yes it is !!!!! | 
| Norman | 
| Didn't you know?  Santa drives a Metro turbo!!! http://www.austin-rover.co.uk/fun/christmas.jpg | 
| Richard Murphy | 
| Robin Hood drove a green Lincoln... | 
| John Prewer | 
This thread was discussed between 23/12/2005 and 30/12/2005
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