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GOVERNMENTIUM!

Something from the scientific world.

New Entrant in the Periodic Table.
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element know to science.
The new element, Governmentium (GV), has one nuetron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete. Govermentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since as each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quality is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Thought you'd like to know that. Grin. PJ
Paul sr

LMAO...stealing this one!
David Sheward

Love it!! Bud
Bud Krueger

Paul, keep your researchers busy - they are sure to find numerous particles near the nucleus which draw energy and emit none in exchange ... these would be called "tsarons."

;-)

BobbyG

Bobby Galvez

Reminds me of the super-secret Frederick the Pentagon has spent billions on. Two physics professors compared their university departments, one was dirt poor, the other, rolling in dough. The one prof shared his secret that they invented the Frederick, a NONEXISTENT PARTICLE! The other prof asked why the Pentagon would spend billions on a nonexistent particle. When the generals asked what could stop a Frederick, the answer is "NOTHING" CAN STOP A FREDERICK!
JIM NORTHRUP SR

Governmentum probably induces a negative earth field.

regards,

Jan
Jan Kristoffersen

Good one!
George Butz

This thread was discussed between 21/10/2013 and 23/10/2013

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